I need a Porno Bitch

I was watching the 2012 AVN awards show on  Showtime tonight when they had Too $hort come out and do a rap song.  While normally I’m not a fan of songs in the rap genre, this one was rather catchy so I thought I would share it with you. :)

 
 

 
 

I need a porno bitch (be-beitch) a freaky porno bitch (beitch)

I fucked a lot of strippers
Bring her ’round me motherfucker I’ll stick her
I’ll fuck your lil’ sister
then fly her out of town nigga what I don’t miss her
(Beitch!) You ain’t hard as me
I fuck hookers, but they don’t be chargin me
What about the tramps and sluts?
I fucked a few, but I can’t get enough
of them educated, sophisticated
Got a good job and other bitches hate it
You know the kind of woman that’s hard to get
Know just what to do with a hard dick
I even like ‘em young
I keep ‘em up all night I’m just havin fun
But I don’t need strippers, rippers or a hoe
Right now I need a pro

Chorus

I need a porn star
I got a big-ass dick, and I was born hard
I want some professional head
I’m tired of havin sex in the bed
Let’s fuck on the kitchen counter
and make a sex tape, yeah bitch I’m down!
I’ll fuck you like Mr. Marcus
Get butt naked let’s get this started
Drop that dress on the floor
Turn the camera on, and press record
I’m ’bout to make you a star
Boost that ass up on a stool at the bar
Are you willing and able
to ride this dick on a pool table?
Cause after that, it’s shower sex
Can you handle another hour of this?

Chorus

I’m talkin ’bout Tera Patrick
Sunny Leone, now that’s a bad bitch
AnnMarie, and Puma Swede
I want all them bitches to do me
I’ll take Jesse Jane, get her wet and gushy
Alia Love, she’ll eat her pussy
Anne T was my favorite bitch
Vanessa Blue with them big lips
I can’t forget, Jenna Haze
I want to bust a nut, in her face
I’m comin, but it might take a while
I gotta do a scene with Shyla Stylez
And after that, it’s Nikki Benz
All I wanna do, is stick it in
Girladonna, and Charmane Star
I wanna fuck Monique Alexander
Bitch!

Chorus

Outro
Yeah that’s right baby we still smoke big
We still do it big
Too $hort is still in this shit
Album in stores soon
And it don’t stop
Beitch!

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Easy Come Easy Go … another Affiliate program having issues

Anywho who frequents industry message boards knows the latest and greatest affiliate program, the sort of it program of the moment was chaturbate.com and people signed up as fast as they could to lay claim to their $1 per free signup offer.  In other words, this company claimed to pay an affiliate $1 for every person they refer that joins their site for free.  The theory behind such a great sounding offer is that if you get enough people to join your site for free, they will love it and spend money on buying minutes to chat with the young ladies.

But as the many many  many programs before them learned, spending more money than you earned in hopes of future earnings never works out and it is now being reported they are leaking traffic, and not crediting joins and that their API stopped working all together on April 26th and yet affiliates are still sending them as much traffic as they can in hopes they “get it worked out”.  YA HOLD YOUR BREATH ON THAT ONE DUMB ASSES.

I am going to tell you a little secret …. remember this and you’ll be much better off in life.  Trust me on this.

IF IT SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE, IT PROBABLY IS!

 

Some GFY related comments on the matter

“Chaturbate is nothing more than a scam”

“It’s been known for quite awhile that they have traffic leaks on their website, most affiliates accepted it when they still had their $1/per free signup program going.”

“Looks like API stop working Apr 26, afther that no free signup from my API WL”

“Fuck traffic leaks.  Fuck Chaturbate!”

“Mentioned these leaks many times before, nobody seemed to care”

“fuck me i have sent 4000+ hits to api since the 26 and not one join”

1. They steal your traffic from the affiliate links.
Try this go to chaturbate get your link codes and go to any of the link’s and
You will see on the top side and bottom banners for other website. Also click a few
Times and you will see a pop under for another site. You get credit for NONE of this.

2. The chaturbate API does not count joins.
Try this go to chaturbate dot com/affiliates/promotools/ and try out the API run this on your website
Or wordpress blog. To test this out join with one of the API’s you have set up and guess what
You get no join in your chaturbate stats.

3. The old ($1.00 Pay Per Registration) links do not transfer over to (Revshare – 20% of Money Spent)
This is another way they steal your joins.

 

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Did you hear about the new at home HIV testing kit?

While still pending approval BBC America is reporting it may be close.  It’s basically an HIV home testing kit that works from mouth swap that will give you results in about 20 minutes and is expected to cost around $60 and will be sold over the counter at places like your local Walgreen’s or CVS or maybe even your local Wal-Mart pharamcy.  Really anywhere normal home testing kits of this nature are sold.

While the test is not 100% accurate, no test really is and if you do get a positive result, it could be a false positive, just like the current line of tests.  So what you do from there is go get tested again.

While not perfect, what the fuck really is?  I think it’s a very strong step in the right direction.

I’ll post more details about this test when it becomes available.

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Allie Haze Leaves Vivid

Allie Haze Announces Amicable Departure from Vivid

 The 2012 XCritic.com & TLARaw.com Performer of the Year Pursues More Diverse Visibility!

 

Adult superstar Allie Haze announces her amicable departure from Vivid Entertainment.  During her yearlong contract with Vivid, Allie starred in notable features (“Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody”) and vignettes (“Allie Haze: True Sex”).  Coupled with the success of 2011 releases, such as New Sensations’ “Lost and Found,” Allie was named the 2012 Performer of the Year by XCritic.com and TLARaw.com.  Interested in pursuing more diverse visibility, Allie is taking her career in a new direction – one sure to excite her fans.

“I learned so much about myself and this amazing industry during my time with Vivid,” says Allie Haze.  “I am forever grateful to everyone at Vivid who helped shape my career into what it is today.”  Allie continues, “I’m thrilled about this next phase.  There are many great producers in the industry and each has been supportive of my career.  I’m not sure yet which direction I will go, but the options are limitless and I feel blessed.  This is a great time to be an adult performer!”

Allie Haze is represented by LA Direct Models.  Owner Derek Hay states, “Allie has shown great poise and dedication in her year with Vivid.  She has shown maturity beyond her years in her movie performances and handled her appearance and convention work, in an exemplary manner.  Once more a free agent – no doubt many studios will wish to include Allie in their movies.”

When announcing Allie as the 2012 Performer of the Year, XCritic.com Editor Chris Thorne wrote, “Allie Haze showed that the girl next door could be sweet, charming, and absolutely naughty.  She helped make ‘Lost and Found’ our top pick for the year and then showed just how hot she could get in ‘Raw 6’…Allie Haze breathed life in a tough year for porn, she was exactly what the industry needed, exactly when it needed it.”

Fans and consumers of TLARaw.com cast their votes by the thousands to make Allie the site’s 2012 Performer of the Year.  The honor followed her TLARaw.com 2011 award for Best New Starlet.  The site commented, “Allie Haze clearly has fans in TLA customers because this year, they bestowed upon her the most important award possible for any adult performer, Female Performer of the Year.  Led by her dark, milk chocolate tinged nipples, it would be an understatement to say this past year was huge for Allie.  Starring in nearly every porn movie filmed between July and October, Allie was also present at almost every adult industry event that occurred… even some that didn’t actually happen but Allie was there just in case they did…We can only imagine how high this stunner’s star will rise in the industry…”

Allie’s success has transcended the adult industry.  In addition to landing numerous magazine covers, the all-natural brunette found mainstream success.  Under the name Brittney Joy, she was selected to star in 7 mainstream feature films in the remake of the famed “Emmanuelle” series.  After being showcased at the Cannes Film Festival, the series made its television debut on Cinemax in October 2011.

About Allie Haze:  Born in a town called Redlands, in the Inland Empire community of Southern California, Allie burst upon the adult industry scene in June of 2009.  She quickly captured the attention of internet and feature DVD companies, along with well known magazine publications (Hustler Taboo Centerfold, Feb. ‘10 and Hustler Barley Legal Cover Girl, June ’10).  By the end of 2010, Allie had solidly positioned herself as a rising star with leading companies like Girlfriends Films, Evil Angel, and New Sensations.  The Best New Starlet nominations started rolling in, starting with AVN & XBIZ and culminating with receiving XRCO’s

Best New Starlet award.  Allie also earned her first AVN award – Most Outrageous Scene for Belladonna’s “Fetish Fanatic 8.”  At the same time, Allie found success in mainstream film, cast as the new “Emmanuelle” for the remake of the hit show from the 70s and 80s.  To promote the film, Allie traveled to the 2011 Cannes Film Festival 2011 prior to the October 2011 release on Cinemax.  In May 2011, Allie signed an exclusive contract with Vivid, appearing as Princess Leia in “Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody.”  Female Performer of the Year awards from XCritic.com and TLARaw.com and highly visible hosting jobs for G4TV have Allie at the top of her game.  Now Allie Haze is taking the next step in her career, inviting her fans to come along for the ride.  For more information, visit www.AllieHaze.com.

 

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More changes at Bluebird Films

To further support the rumors that Gene Ross at adultfyi has been posting about Bluebird Films, today one of their UK contract girls made a blog post letting her fans know that she was let go by Bluebird Films and she isn’t the only one.    You can follow jamie Brooks on twitter @jamiebrooksxxx.

jamie brooks blogs – In other news; I had an amazing day shooting at Bluebird last Friday with the fucking ridiculously sexy Tiffany Kingston, my god has that girl got a rack! So much fun to work with too as she is very naughty. Am planning on kidnapping her and spending the next month with my face stuck between her boobies :D

When I returned home from the studio I found out that unfortunately Bluebird Films is cutting their production and redeveloping the company so are only keeping a few of the contract girls, which FYI doesn’t include me. This made me very sad as I love molesting all the poor unsuspecting glamour girls they hire, but it does mean I can spend more time on my webcam chatting with all the dirty pervs out there. RESULT!  Me before I lost my job. What a smug fucker.

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We can’t be right all the time, right Mike?

Mike South posted a story on his site the other day which claims Manwin owned DP as long ago as September 2010 stating DCMA information as evidence but that actually isn’t the case at all.  He forgets that long before Manwin bought DP, they took over running their websites and that is why you see Manwin related texts dating back to September 2010 in association with Digital Playground.  [source]

Digital Playground Owned By Manwin As Far Back As Sep 2010

By MikeSouth – May 10th, 2012

Look at this dmca notice I found, note the dates:  Fabian claimed he never had anything to do with DP until Dec of 11  Totally not true…

Declaration of Assignment of Copyright Protection Agent


Degban

A Multimedia Copyright Protection Company

Hereby I Fabian Thylmann on behalf of Froytal Services Ltd. the main copyright holder for the contents produced under the following brand titles:

distributed via……….The respective Websites via the designated member area…open to age verified paying customers ……declare Degban Ltd as the Copyright Protection Agent to protect contents produced under the brands..Indicated above. by.Froytal Services Ltd.
This assignment gives Degban Ltd. the power and permission to execute legally permissible actions against any person or entity that is:

  • Infringing the copyrights in regards to aforementioned brand.
  • Is assisting in infringement of copyright in regards to aforementioned brand.
  • Misusing the brand or products of aforementioned brand and copyright holders generally or in regards to the terms of service and sale.

These actions include but are not limited to contacting concerned legal bodies or private and public entities involved and concerned. This assignment allows Degban Ltd. to communicate such concerns with involved or suspected persons or entities. This assignment is valid parallel to the validity of the contract between Degban Ltd and … Froytal Services Ltd. This assignment does not grant right or shift the responsibility of seeking judgment against suspected persons by Degban Ltd. from a court of law.

Signature of Copyright holder or authorized representative:
Name: …. Fabian Thylmann…..
Company: ……. Froytal Services Ltd….
Address:
c/o Webexpansions Cyprus Ltd
Kermia Building
4 Diagorou Street, Office 204
Nicosia, Cyprus 1097
Telephone: +35722662320
Website: www.manwin.com
Email: fabian@manwin.com
DATE: 24/September/2010

Suite 12412, Second Floor, 145-157 St John Street, London EC1V 4PY United Kingdom
Phone: +44 02031298795
Fax : +44 02033573100
www.Degban.com
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Juicy Miss FreeOnes 2012 * RUMOR *

Just got a juicy bit of Miss Free Ones 2012 gossip THAT IS NOT PROVEN TO BE TRUE SO IT’S TOTALLY JUST GOSSIP FOR NOW.  The person who wishes to remain anonymous said the winner of the Miss FreeOnes 2012 contest is former Bluebird Films contract girl, Dylan Ryder.  He won’t divulge how he knows but he says he is 100% for sure she was selected as the winner and he wants to go on record before the official announcement so that after she is announced he can say he told you so.

Dylan Ryder’s boobs (seen here thanks to our friends at  Amateur District) could not be reached for comment.
Trust me, I tried to speak to them.  They just wouldn’t talk back.   But it was fun trying!

Reps from FreeOnes says they will announce the winner on May 19th at the Exxxotica Miami Expo.

Miss FreeOnes started on April 9th with over 300 girls competing for part of the $30,000 in prize money. Through the 3 rounds of the contest, more than 500k votes were cast for over 300 contestants in 6 rounds. FreeOnes members also donated points that they are able to earn for using the site, which brought the Miss FreeOnes grand prize to $13,000 for the lucky winner of the contest!

FreeOnes and Exxxotica Miami have partnered up for the awards ceremony. The winners will be announced at 8:45pm, Saturday the 19th, at the main stage at the expo.

“I’m extremely pleased with how the 2012 contest went,” said Petra, contest organizer. “During the contest we saw a lot of activity from the contestants on our own site, Twitter, and other social networking sites. Since all of the girls who registered to compete this year wanted to be in the contest, they really got into it and let all their fans know that they should come vote.”

“Now that the contest is over, we can turn our focus to next week’s events! First we have partnered up with Exxxotica to announce the winners of Miss FreeOnes, live in front of all the fans who will be coming to the expo! We also have Met-Art contract girl, Malena Morgan, joining us to help us announce the winners!”

“After the awards, we’ll all be heading over to The Mansion to party! The red carpet starts at 11pm so don’t be late!”

For more information, please visit http://miss.freeones.com/party.html

I don’t know if the guy is trying to imply the fix is in or just that he found out the winner in advance. Either way, will be curious to see if he is correct.  This same person has given me valid information in the past so I guess we’ll see in a week or so if he is correct again.  If so congrats Dylan.

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Sunny Leone lands COVER of May issue of FHM Magazine!

A few porn stars have landed in the pages of FHM magazine over the years including more than a few Bluebird Films girls like Tommie Jo, Natasha Marley, Gemma Hiles and Gemma Massey … but to land the cover is a big deal and Sunny Leone can say she has done just that!.  Also included in this issue is a story asking the question Do woman hate their vaginas?  No seriously.  I can’t make this stuff up. LOL

Story one [source] and [source] Sunny Leone goes topless for FHM magazine’s May edition! – Indo-Canadian porn star Sunny Leone has more to her list of credits rather than just being an adult movie star. Post making her much talked about appearance in Indian reality show Bigg Boss 5, Sunny grabbed immediate attention as ace filmmaker Mahesh Bhatt approached her for Jism 2.

Unlike the speculations made, Sunny didn’t act hastily and took her own time in answering the call. Ever since she has signed the dotted lines, her popularity is growing leaps and bounds. One can clearly state that Sunny has never experienced a dull moment in her career. Be it her porn film acts or career post Bigg Boss, she has been seeking attention and limelight from all ends.

After turning the brand ambassador for a mobile phone and shooting a condom ad, Sunny has brought in what can be rightly called the ultimate eye-catching act. This month’s FHM magazine cover holds the sensual beauty clad in a see through sari with her twin assets being displayed near topless.

Her seductive look and way of posing before the camera is sure to stun the eyes. The hotness quotient has undoubtedly gone several notches higher.

Let’s see how this seductive act of hers gives a new dimension to her existing fame!

Story two [source] Sunny Leone FHM India Magazine May 2012 Scans – Sunny Leone FHM India Magazine May 2012 Scans, Now currently she is working in a Bollywood Movie Jism 2. Here are images of her new photo shoot for FHM magazine.

Sunny Leone FHM Magazine May 2012

 

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What does a porn star do when she’s not making movies?

So what does a porn star do when she’s not on the set of her latest movie or doing a photo shoot for some fabulous magazine?   Well if she’s on the Ideal Image Management roster apparently she can go hang out at the cam house and make some extra cash that way.

[source] Talent agency Ideal Image Management (IMM) has been around for about a year and a half—plenty long enough to know that finding work for all their talent is tough and getting tougher—so this week, the company has announced the launch of the Ideal Management Camhouse, a webcam studio currently consisting of four furnished rooms where models can earn extra income when they’re not shooting movies or other content.

“The way we look at it is, it’s a good way for the girls to earn money, and perhaps just importantly, it keeps them relevant from a publicity standpoint,” explained IMM co-founder Corey. “We continuously have meetings with people, especially producers, who hire talent based on the girls’ numbers of fan followers off of Twitter and things of that nature, and webcamming is an opportunity for the models to gain a higher fan base.”

“A lot of girls in the industry do it, but there’s a lot of girls that don’t do it,” he continued. “Not only that, but a lot of them don’t even know how to get involved in webcamming and they don’t have a facility to do it. A lot of them are living in ‘model houses’ and there’s nothing set up for them there; some of them maybe have a room but they don’t have a facility or a laptop or things of that nature, so we basically developed our studio webcam rooms where these girls can webcam out of.”

And while it’s not the lap of luxury, each of IMM’s webcam rooms is fully equipped with freshly washed sheets on the bed, a laptop with a high def camera, the best of high speed internet, a variety of toys, and a webcam set for duos and shows.

“Our camhouse environment is safe and professional,” Corey assured.

According to a press release recently issued by IMM, anyone choosing to webcam through the company can expect “a dynamic and passionate staff who use their superior marketing strategy to increase their web traffic.”

“Ideal Image Camhouse models are able to work from home or the studio, enjoy flexible schedules, and receive the all-important same day pay,” the company said.

Currently, the IMM feeds are being handled by Streamate, but the company is in talks with several ISPs to insure that the studio has enough speed and bandwidth to service multiple streams at the same time.

And perhaps best of all, the studio is available for both new models and experienced porn stars, and they don’t have to be IMM clients in order to take advantage of the offer.

IMM suggests that interested models should follow the company’s Twitter feed for updates and announcements, or for more specific information, email Fred, or call the studio at 818-886-4424 or visit their official website at www.idealimagemanagement.com

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Sara Jay says STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME!

From LUKEISBACK – Popular adult Superstar Sara Jay  is happy to announce that she & Brazzers have mutually agreed to resolve a hard fought lawsuit filed by Jay over a website called “SaraJayBlog.com”.  The popular star sued Brazzers claiming it had set up the Blog through an Affiliate with the express purpose of impersonating her and stealing traffic.  Brazzers disputed Sara Jay’s claims, asserting, among other things that it was not responsible for the actions of an affiliate that was sending it traffic.  Jay asserted that Brazzers was engaging in an industry wide practice of setting up similar blogs to ‘impersonate’ girls in the business to get traffic & sales.

After the case was filed, the Blog was taken down.  Brazzers tried to have the entire case thrown out by the trial court claiming Jay’s claims were barred by an arbitration agreement in a modeling release Jay had signed which Brazzers said also gave it the right to ‘promote’ images it owned in whatever manner it saw fit. After losing those arguments at the trial court level, Brazzers took an appeal up to the Court of Appeal which it lost resulting in an award of costs in Jay’s favor.

The case was ordered into mediation where the parties agreed to resolve the case with Brazzers agreeing Jay had the right to try and get the domain back for herself.
Sara Jay is quoted as saying: “I sued because there was a Blog out there purporting to be my ‘official’ blog which sent all the traffic – and sales – to Brazzers.   Needless to say, I take any attempt to use my name to make money of my name very seriously.  We won at the Trial Court & Court of Appeal levels.

However, with the blog now gone & Brazzers agreeing it would not stand in the way me getting back the url, settling made sense.   We were both incurring massive amounts of time, legal expenses & costs – time I could be spending shooting or on my career. I’d rather be on set having sex for my fans than in a court room.  It was a bitter battle with Brazzers & but it was better for both sides to resolve it.”

Of legal interest in the case was Brazzers’ claim that it had given an oral agreement for one Brazzers entity to use the model release rights to all other Brazzers entities.  The Court of Appeal found that an oral agreement pertaining to matters that are the subject of copyright (such as photographs) is invalid unless in writing.  (See attached.)  The court found that taking out the domain name “SaraJayBlog.Com” was not permitted by the Brazzers contract that Ms. Jay had signed.  It held that Ms. Jay’s “suit does not involve the subject matter of the [Brazzers’ entity] contract”.  Whether this judicial ruling will cause Brazzers to change its policy of promoting its websites using domain names of the actresses with whom it has signed releases remains to be seen.

Sara Jay notes: “It’s amazing what companies are trying to do based on purported ‘modeling releases’. All I can say is… be careful what you sign.”

http://www.sarajay.com

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